Friday 20 May 2011
Official Google Enterprise Blog: Google Joins Cloud2 Commission Examining Cloud Com...
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Official Google Enterprise Blog: Google Joins Cloud2 Commission Examining Cloud Com...: "Posted by Sarah Falvey, Sr. Policy Analyst, Google At Google, we believe the Internet is a rich platform for innovation and that when orga..."
Official Google Enterprise Blog: Hundreds of ways to work smarter with Google Apps
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Official Google Enterprise Blog: Hundreds of ways to work smarter with Google Apps: "Posted by Michelle Lisowski, Google Apps Team Talking to our small businesses customers, we see they have a passion for what they do and a ..."
Thursday 19 May 2011
[Humour] Prison Vs. Work Rating
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IN PRISON | AT WORK | ||
you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. | you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. |
IN PRISON | AT WORK | ||
you get three meals a day (free). | .you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. |
IN PRISON | AT WORK | ||
you get time off for good behavior. | you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK. |
IN PRISON | AT WORK | ||
a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. | .you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself. |
IN PRISON | AT WORK | ||
you can watch TV and play games. | you get fired for watching TV and playing games. |
IN PRISON | AT WORK | ||
you get your own toilet. | you have to share. |
IN PRISON | AT WORK | ||
they allow your family and friends to visit. | you can not even speak to your family and friends. |
IN PRISON | AT WORK | ||
all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. | You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. |
Humm?
Which Sounds Better?
So what are you waiting for.........
Kill your Manager ?
No way! :)